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The story of Æthelstan the pussy lover
While on a quest for finding the perfect beer ingredients, Æthelstan stumbled upon a region called “Scotland”. Their king, Constantine, was not willing to share their secrets. This made Æthelstan decide to conquer their kingdom, making him the first king of England.
The trophy was an ingredient by the name of “peated wisky malts”, which became the soul of this beer. But that’s not the only reason we named this beer after him. Old scripts say that Æthelstan was also a tremendous lover of pussy. We think it’s real awesome that he was such an animal lover. So drink this beer with your favorite pussy right beside you.
How Æthelstan tastes
Æthelstan is a big, bold and complex stout. Among the 10 different malts used, we added some peated whiskey malt to give the beer its complex smokey whiskey flavor that is especially noticeable when it warms up.